Bad Social Worker

Frosted Bathroom Windows

2011-04-05T21:10:00.000-07:00

While smoking a cigarette I was staring at my neighbors frosted bathroom window. It's located in the building across the alley from me. I then saw him sit on the toilet and presumably take a poo. Yes, I saw all of this through his frosted bathroom window.

Yes. People can see you through your frosted bathroom windows.

Online Dating

2011-04-03T09:52:00.000-07:00

Yep that's right. I decided to try online dating again. So that means anyone unlucky enough to stumble across my blog can read updates about my not-so-interesting dating life. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I have always lumped social workers into the same group as teachers and cops; the married professions. People in those professions are always married. Think about it, how often do you meet single teachers or cops? Hardly ever I bet. Teachers are always pregnant too. They reproduce like guppies. Social workers seem to be attached a lot of the time too. I don't know why this is although I have my theories.

I decided to go back on eharmony. I wish I had more faith that it would work but I'm pretty cynical of these things. However, I feel like I am least trying and that should count for something, no? I had my first date on Friday. I suspect he was expecting someone much hotter and I was expecting someone much homelier. We were both taken aback but resolved to continue forth. No chemistry but that's ok. I started thinking I needed to either devise a clever way to get laid (he was hot - what can I say) or try to save my evening by making a quick exit. He got a parking ticket and threw a temper tantrum. What can I say? That was it for the night. Big boy needed to home and take care of himself.

Wow.

I need a reboot

2008-07-13T22:47:00.000-07:00

seems my processor is stuck in an infinite loop. i want to be done with my memories of you, but even after all this time, they still haunt me. i think i've moved on. i'm dating other guys, cultivating friendships, having fun, etc... yet, on occasion, i think of you and if i allow myself the indulgence of prolonged thinking-of-you, the feelings are as strong as they were back then. i've never felt about someone else, the way i felt/feel about you, so i'm not sure how long this is going to take -- forgetting you, that is. if i had it to do over, i would definitely do things differently -- i would never allow myself to develop feelings for you, knowing that you did not feel the same and never would... makes me mad, my logic fails me now... my head knows what's best, but my emotions are not listening.

Hmmm...